tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3264396906949029241.post4058265966755553489..comments2023-03-16T04:12:16.912-07:00Comments on Dr. Lavania: Dr. LAVANIAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02522778047198166386noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3264396906949029241.post-80002421681752419872009-05-21T19:34:37.967-07:002009-05-21T19:34:37.967-07:00Opening for an assassin-
CIA had an opening for a...Opening for an assassin-<br /><br />CIA had an opening for an assassin. <br />After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists... <br />Two men and a woman. <br />For the final test, the CIA agent took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. <br />"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. <br />Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"<br />The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." <br />The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job." <br />The second man was given the same instructions. <br />He took the gun and went into the room. <br />All was quiet for about five minutes. <br />Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."<br />The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." <br />Finally, it was the woman's turn. <br />She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. <br />She took the gun and went into the room. <br />Shots were heard, one shot after another. <br />They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. <br />After a few minutes, all was quiet. <br />The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. <br />She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, <br />"This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair......"Dr. LAVANIAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02522778047198166386noreply@blogger.com